- When Eve saw her reflection in a pool, she sought Adam and accused him of infidelity. by Ambrose Bierce
- It is proverbial that from a hungry tiger and an affectionate woman there is no escape. by Ernest Bramah
- Laugh and the world laughs with you; snore and you sleep alone. by Anthony Burgess
- I expect that Woman will be the last thing civilized by Man. by George Meredith
- Telgram to a friend who had just had a baby: Congratulations; we all knew you had it in you. by Dorothy Parker
- The proper time to influence the character of a child is about a hundred years before he is born. by Dean William Ralph Inge
- In America there are two classes of travel--first class and with children. by Robert Benchley
- Young men think old men are fools; but old men KNOW young men are fools. by George Chapman
- Calamities are of two kinds: misfortune to ourseves, and good fortune to others. by Ambrose Bierce
- Every man who is high up loves to think that he has done it all himself; and the wife smiles, and lets it go at that. by J. M. Barrie
- His was the sort of career that made the recording Angel think seriously about taking shorthand. by Nicolas Bentley
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