Story of Noah
 
Noah was a good man in a corrupt world. He had a wife, three sons, Shem, Ham and Japheth, and three young daughters-in-law, and he just wanted to be left alone to live his life - his name meant 'rest' or 'comfort'. He walked with God.

But the rest of the world had gone downhill. People were so corrupt and depraved that God began to regret creating people. But that which He had created, He could destroy. He decided to obliterate mankind.

Noah would be an exception. God would spare him and his family. He told Noah what He was about to do, and directed him to build an ark. He gave detailed instructions for the design and proportions of the vessel and the selection of the people and animals to be taken aboard.

Noah was to put pairs of all the animals and birds on the earth into the ark. Of course, Noah's neighbors poured scorn on what he was doing. But despite the jeers of the people around him, Noah built the ark, collected the animals and birds, and prepared for the worst. It came. God opened the heavens and flooded the earth. It rained for forty days and forty nights. At the end of that time, no-one except Noah and his family remained alive. Nothing and no-one was spared.

But Noah and his family, locked inside the ark, were safe - as Moses was safe when his mother placed him in a basket of reeds that floated on the water. Eventually the rain stopped and, after one hundred and fifty days the waters abated and the ark rested on the top of the mountains of Ararat.  God had sent a wind, God's breath, which blew over the waters and made them recede.

 Noah opened the window of the ark and sent out birds to see what they would do. He sent out a raven, then a dove, and finally a second dove. At first they were unable to find anywhere to perch, but then  the dove came back with an olive twig between its beak, and Noah knew it had found a branch on which to perch. He waited another seven days, to be confident that the earth was finally dry. Then God told Noah to leave the ark, freeing all the animals and birds as well.

The first thing that Noah did was to build an altar of thanksgiving to God. He made a burnt offering whose smell wafted up to God's nostrils - an odd image. God made Noah a promise:  He would never again destroy all living creatures, as He had just done. As a sign of His promise, He made a rainbow across the sky. The rainbow was to be a sign of a covenant between God and Noah, and all of Noah's descendants, that 'the waters shall no more become a flood to destroy all flesh'.

He planted, among other things, a vineyard. When the grapes ripened he made wine, but he drank too much and became drunk. While he was drunk he threw off all his clothes and fell down, naked, on the ground.'
 

The second story about Noah describes a man with quite different characteristics. Noah is now a 'husbandman' who tills the earth and sows crops. He planted, among other things, a vineyard. When the grapes ripened he made wine, but he drank too much and became drunk, succumbing to one of the bad habits of a settled society. While he was drunk he threw off all his clothes and fell down, naked, on the ground.

His son Ham came in and saw him, and was amused by the sight. He went off to get his brothers, so that they could see too. But they were more respectful towards their father, and shielded their eyes and approached their father backwards, while they covered him.

When Noah woke up and heard what had happened, he was angry - very angry. It is not clear to the modern reader why the sight of their father's uncovered body should have been such a taboo for Noah's sons.  Possibly there was some sexual act involved - Leviticus 18:7 forbids a person to 'uncover the nakedness of your father, which is the nakedness of your mother; she is your mother, you shall not uncover her nakedness'.

In any case, Noah cursed Ham and all his descendants for the son's lack of respect. Ham's progeny would be servants while the other sons would prosper, as would their descendants. Ham was the father of Canaan, who was the forefather of the Canaanites, traditional enemies of the Hebrew people and this story, of course, offers and explanation for that enmity.

 
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